COMPLETELY
POINTLESS SHITCOIN

$CPS — Completely pointless. It's right there in the name.

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100% POINTLESS

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None.

CPS currently has no utility.

We are working tirelessly to ensure this remains the case.

PHASE 1: Launch CPS.

PHASE 2: Nothing.

PHASE 3: Continue doing nothing.

2027: TBD. Probably nothing.

Months of research have gone into this document.

This paper is white.

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What does CPS do?
Nothing.

Is there a roadmap?
Unfortunately.

Will CPS change the world?
No.

Why does this website exist?
We have been asking the same question.

CPS has a website now.

This has not improved it.